Tuesday, January 30, 2007

did you know?

Adamandia invited me to play a little writing game and it goes something like this: list five little-known things about yourself. Okay!

1. I've seen three Audrey Hepburn films, but Breakfast at Tiffany's is the only one I watched through to the end.

2. I've a penchant for Ryvita crackers (sesame) with tahini and honey. BUT, the tahini has to be refrigerated, and the honey has to be granulated from sitting out too long - or whatever makes it go granulated.

3. When I was a kid I went through a phase where I drew big stitches on my shin with a fat black magic marker, and then made a huge-o bandage and affixed it to myself with masking tape. I'd go around the schoolyard showing kids and convincing them it was real. I think some of them humored me.

4. I really wish I could take a shit in public toilets. It's rare.

5. I've recently let my Inner Tourettes Child out to run free and wild.

4 comments:

Kathy said...

Well...shit, damn muthafuck. I'm surprised about your inability to drop a dookie in a public toilet given your addiction to those sesame crackers. You'd think that fiber colon blow would make it an impossibility to hold it.

I would like to officially say that I don't like to do that either. Public toilets suck in every country I have ever been to-some more than others.

Apologies for my pottymouth. I can't help myself.

V.K. said...

funny you should mention a colon being spastic...

no but yay team and please, help yourself to more potty mouth.

Tonje said...

I've got a thing for Ryvita w/sesame at the moment too.... I eat them with only butter on... yum yum.... What is tahini by the way??

V.K. said...

hey Tonje! tahini is sesame butter, basically. Grind up the seeds, like peanuts. It's used in dips and stuff. yum yum is right.