Vampire Clowns from Underground!
That's what I'll be for Halloween. You can shove that 'Library Gnome' suggestion crap. Damn pointy red hats and tunics. I look terrible in tunics.
Actually, I really do want to wear a big pointy red hat. And there really are plans for people to dress up as library gnomes.
How about VAMPIRE GNOMES! I must go draw one NOW!
There is a full moon out there. And a fearsome nor'western wind that chills to the marrow. Thank god for best friends who give you yeti slippers.
I always wanted fangs, too. But I want them to extend and retract. I suppose there would be a steep learning curve - learning how not to pierce my own tongue or perforate my own lip with 'em.
To the drawing board!
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later that night..........(edit)
It's too damn cute. And by that, I mean it needs more eeeeeeevil. Quickie. Looks like Bashful or one of Santa's elves.
.......yeah, needs more evil vibes for to be a true Vampire Garden Gnome.
I'll work on it.
still later that night........
I worked on it:
My mom used to say, "She's so cute!" and even as a kid I felt really weird about it. Ick ick ick.
2 comments:
Hiya V,
I gotta tell ya, when I scrolled down from the cute vampire garden gnome to the un-cute version I honestly laughed out loud.
Thanks for cheering up my Sunday.
Adamandia
heheheheeee! thanks for visiting! I just sent you an email!
I know, the gnome just had to snap. Too much of a good thing, roight!
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