I woke up thinking of this. Like..how we say we 'eyeball' something, or 'brainstorm'...only different. I'll be adding more as I go along, maybe tonight...
...euw! I just thought of something else! Like how people are now saying, "I Heart__________" instead of "I love". Well this was still my idea, dammit. And I must say I do amuse myself.
I still think I'm fighting a bug of some sort. Bleargh. Still, I went for a walk earlier and thought of some more ideas for this tongue in cheek thing.